DGB Application Form

You don't have to answer all questions, but then, we don't have to accept you either!


Now recruiting for TRIBES-2 and DAY OF DEFEAT
COUNTER-STRIKE tryouts by INVITE ONLY

This application form was originally written with a single game in mind. I'm working on it. Also, it returns an error when you hit submit. I know this, and I'm working on it. Hit submit ONCE ONLY.

Your best bet remains to join our IRC channel #dgb irc.gamesnet.com and ask for a tryout. We will NOT consider you if you cannot run an IRC client. We use IRC to plan our matches and practices, and it is mandatory for all members.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
I consider myself:
Somewhat Defective
Very Defective
Not Defective At All
So Defective you can tie me to a picnic table and call me Elvis
Other
     
The position at which I excel is:
Offence
Defence
Support
Farting around like a jackass getting fragged a lot
Other
     
On public servers, I frequently:
Hit the frag limit
Top my team because my teammates suck
Give better than I take
Get spanked and hit the fire button a full second after I die
Other
     
I want to join a clan because:
I want to be the best their is, was, and ever will be
I want to play alot of games with a fun group
I suck big and want to hide the fact behind some good players
Other
     
Monty Python's best skit is:
The Cheese Shop
Dead Parrot
Lumberjack Song
Bruces
Other
     
Of the following, I would most like to see:
Another farewell reunion tour by The Who
Alanis Morrisette locked away for life
A Monkeys revival
Roger Waters back with Pink Floyd
Beck hanging by his tongue from a ceiling fan

I usually play on this public server:

My e-mail address is: