What the heck do you small sweet gelatinous candies do?

Right now we play Half-Life Counter-Strike and Tribes 2. Basically we play whatever we can get players for. We're also starting up a Day of Defeat team, many of us lay the smack down in Pimpwar, and we may try our hand at Action Half-Life. But mostly we hang out in IRC and debate on who's the boingiest.


Do you guys have a server?

Sometimes. Come to IRC to get the latest info. Some are listed at this page, but may be out of date.


IRC?

Get www.mirc.com for a client and come talk to us on irc.gamesnet.net in #dgb.


Just what is a KOoker, anyway?

We could tell you, but you wouldn't believe us. It involves a fishing lure, half a lemon and a Janis Joplin impersonator. We'll leave it at that...


Who, exactly, is your leader?

We have no leader. All are equal in Gummidom. All gummis taste the same nomatter what colour they are. Besides we hate responsibilty and the work that it implies.


You just spelled "colour" with a "u". Why?

I also pronounce "schedule" with a soft "ch", instead of a "k" sound.It's a Canadian thing. Most Americans wouldn't understand.

Answer 2: Get out your Dark Side Of The Moon CD and look at the title to song 8.


Dark Side Of The What?

You think rap is music and Alanis Morissette is a singer/songwriter, don't you? While on this topic, as a Canadian I'd like to take this time to apologize deeply for the following... Alanis Morissette, Celine Dione, and especially The Barenaked Ladies [the 'band' not Pamela Anderson in Playboy. Stop drooling].


Are all Defective Gummi Bears Canadian?

Only the most defective. Occasionally we will play Canada vs USA in practice. We Canadians always win, probably because we distract our US opponents by saying "eh?" all the time, which causes them to laugh for reasons I cannot comprehend.


OK, if you have no leader, how do we arrange matches?

Come to IRC or email a captain of an appropriate ladder in one of the leagues we're in.

Hey Meat. Do you really suck that bad?

Sucking as hard as Meat does is an artform in and of itself. It takes years of dedication and hard work to be that bad.


If you're so harmless, why do your rails hurt so much?

Forget about the rails. It's the Happy Glow Ball you need to worry about!


Do you have any female members?

We might, it's hard to tell. Gummis don't even have FINGERS! We're too busy trying to hold on to these rocket launchers to worry about little sticky bits.


I ate a gummi once, can I join the clan?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!! CANIBLE!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!!

Non-canibles can fill out the Gummi Application Form, or get in touch with us on IRC.


Defective Gummi Bears? Are you seriously a -insert game here- clan?

We're seriously a clan, and sometimes we're even serious. Heck, sometimes we're even too serious, but we seriously try to avoid that! It gets in the way of serious goofing off and generally having some serious fun.

Seriously.


Well, not really. We pretty much gave up on Quake, may it rest in peices. We mostly play Counterstrike now, and just started Tribes 2 and DoD, but we're waiting for other cool games like Halo, Team Fortress 2 and the like.


Defective Gummi Wear? Cool! How do I order some?

If you have to ask, I have a 100 acres of Florida Swamp Land you might be interested in!


Hey Wargasm! How about you let me touch your flag, just for a minute?

Not a chance.


Any more questions? Send them to Meat